TOXC: "Taint cereal boxes by inserting 'Danger! Radioactive!' caution tape and a warning to contact the EPA to determine if the cereal was grown with 'fertilizer originating from the Lowry Superfund site in Colorado.' The consumer is also instructed to report the tainted cereal to CNN, ABC, NBC, etc. (Colorado will have the distinction of growing crops in its own radionucleide-tainted 'bio-solids' from the Lowry Bombing Range Superfund site very soon.)"
the Barbie Liberation Organization to the etoy Fund, ®TMark
has continually benefited from its workers' excitement. With the press they
generate, ®TMark successes lead to ever more
bullish markets, and also help popularize useful ideas.